Boys, Boys and..

..Yep, you guessed it. More boys.

Don’t get me wrong. Being single is fun, but my GOODNESS! All of this fun comes with such a throbbing headache.

Since we last met, there have been just a few men in my life.

B: I don’t know if B misses me or if this is a reaction to me calling him out for only contacting me when he needs a favor, but he’s been calling me to hang out every weekend. I’ve flaked every single time, but it hasn’t been intentional.

B’s friend: I’m fucked up, yes? Yes–I totally am. I’ve been flirting with one of B’s friends behind his back, but MIND YOU, I kind of wish I dated this guy from the start. The flirting is completely mutual and we also talk about the 10 other folks that we’re both crushing on. He’s witty, smart and keeps me on my toes. He isn’t the hottest guy in the world, but there’s undeniable chemistry between us. Thing is, I think he has chemistry with the other 9 girls he flirts with because he’s the type of guy that makes every girl laugh. In conclusion, the flirting is harmless but we’re still breaking friend/ex-girlfriend code. Whatever. I don’t owe anyone shit.

LA Boy: Still being inappropriate by flirting with him by phone..it’ll never work, but I am still curious.

Dig: When I was visiting DC last year, I went on a date with Dig. Nothing happened because I was still getting over my ex. He was in San Francisco for business last week, and, well……we made out. Yes, I actually made out with someone that isn’t my boyfriend. After the second time we made out, I found out that he has a girlfriend.

That lives in South Africa.

*Sigh.

Why.

I quickly ditched him–I would never want to be the other woman. I even threw up after I found out because I’ve been cheated on, and boy did it hurt.

Shorty: I’m going to call this guy Shorty because, well, he’s short. I don’t typically go for short guys, but on Friday, I brought Dig out with me and my friends. I spent the whole night flirting with Dig at the bar while the rest of my friends partied on. Shorty, who I had just met that night, came up to me and whispered, “If you’re bored with him, I’m sitting over there.” I’m sorry, but that’s just about the most bad ass thing a guy has ever said to me.

Anyway, he heard about what happened with Dig, so he asked me out today. I said yes. Our first date is on Friday. I’m not nervous, because he’s short, but at this point, I’m completely open minded.

That’s my update for the month. Peace out.